Monthly Archives: June 2010

The Golden Generation? It’s not even arrived…

At 3pm yesterday, approximately 142 million Englishmen and women were meant to be watching the greatest English team of a generation beat the Germans with the style and verve not seen yet in this competition. What transpired was a performance … Continue reading

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Italy v Slovakia

Vuvuzela Rating: 6.4 – Excitable Blasts. With such a weight of expectation upon the reigning world champions, Italy would be looking be looking to stamp their authority upon Slovakia to sure up their shaky campaign so far. Much like England … Continue reading

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Paraguay v New Zealand

Vuvuzela Rating: 1.6 Bored Drone Paraguay entered the final round of group games a top the group after their 2-0 victory over Slovakia. Meanwhile New Zealand, although fast becoming everyone’s favourite underdog team needed to continue their impressive results if … Continue reading

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Argentina v Greece

This match saw top of the table Argentina take on Greece, who technically still had a chance of qualifying from Group B. Maradona, keen not to be outdone by Raymond Domenech’s mental antics earlier in the day made some changes … Continue reading

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Nigeria v South Korea

South Korea came into this match sitting second in the group despite being dismantled by Argentina 4-1 in their previous game, meanwhile Nigeria sat pointless (in both senses of the word) at the foot of the table and needed a … Continue reading

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Italy v New Zealand

Vuvuzela Rating – 6.7 Co-ordinated Blasts. This game will have been highlighted as one of the bankers of the tournament in many people’s minds. Even with the injury to maverick first choice goalkeeper Buffon, Italy expects a result, and an … Continue reading

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Paraguay v Slovakia

Vuvuzela Rating 5.7 – Annoying Drone Literally tens of fans turned up to the Free State Stadium in Bloemfontein, with many fans struggling to arrive on time due to being unable to spell the region correctly in their SatNav’s or … Continue reading

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